Sunday, April 18, 2010

Life-Sized J. J. Walker


I love backbacks. And computer bags, briefcases, satchels, all variety of haversacks, rucksacks, what have you. This photo shows the latest craze in university student book-toting. This California State University, Northridge student (facing the palm trees) is wearing the incredibly hip and fashionable Ronald McDonald full-body book satchel. You can see that, although attached back to back, it appears completely lifelike. So much so, that this young student in the foreground is attempting to play catch with her uberfun and thrift-conscious beach ball. She's turned her back on who she actually believes to be the founder of McNuggetLand because she is embarrassed that she recently allowed this man:
to paint her face at a frat party. Not something she is proud of or would ever repeat sober. Full-body backpacks also come in: Obi-Wan Kenobi (Alec Guiness style), J. J. Walker, Albert Einstein, and Burt Reynolds (black shirt with roses style) character varieties.  They are gaining popularity in more dangerous neighborhoods due to their ability to instantly double your presence and make perspective muggers move on to easier prey. The legs hold approximately two six packs of your favorite university beverage, while the torso will store books, binders, laptops, snacks, etc.  Available online or at your Student Bookstore. รตVMP

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