Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Best Courses in America: Volume I

Golfing Gold: An in-depth look at America's most notable courses.
A Special Report exclusive to Vending Machine Puppy

I don't even know what to say here. Do I begin with the fashionable hairstyle or wonder at the possibilities for amusing pictures contained in that camera around his shoulder? Do I go to the fact that this old codger actually lives at the miniature golf course, or mention that wombat resting on the back ledge? Should I point out the wonderful juxtaposition of window sill AstroTurf with live geranium? Or perhaps bring to light that the golf balls are colored with paint left over from his VW Bus seen in the window reflection? Regardless of all that, I think it should be noted that the final tee time is 5PM and Wheel of Fortune begins at 6. รตVMP